![]() And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. And, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. DEADPOOL: But we'll get to him in a moment. Chaos ensues as Deadpool continues to narrate. ![]() DEADPOOL: Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!ĬUT TO: INT GARAGE Deadpool fights a number of men in a garage. He takes the men by surprise, killing them one by one. Deadpool jumps back over the counter and pulls out his sword. DEADPOOL: I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. He takes her cigarette from her and puts it out. She jumps when he sits up, and he shushes her. He appears dead for a moment and the bartender begins to move. DEADPOOL: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro… The men all shoot him. A number of men at a nearby table get up and point their guns at Deadpool. He leaps off the building through the window of another building, kicking the man he was on the phone with. But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so, ( in Spanish) Where is the library? ( In English) Which literally translates to, I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker. DEADPOOL: Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that. He looks at a business card with some cantonese written on it. DEADPOOL: I don't speak Cantonese, Mister… Cut to Deadpool. MAN: ( In Cantonese) Whatever they’re paying you, I’ll double it. Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes. I'd gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. The camera pans to Deadpool sitting on a rooftop as he narrates.ĭEADPOOL: To understand why I took a cat-nap on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel, I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. “X Gon' Give It to Ya” by DMX starts playing. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too. Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. He is consumed in the explosion, and his limbs fly everywhere, with one hand flipping off the camera as it goes. In comes back down and lands in one of the barrels, causing them to explode. Cut to Deadpool laying down on some barrels of gasoline and continuing to smoke. Cut to a shot of a number of pictures on the wall of the apartment. He smokes again, then pulls down his mask. He takes a Toaster Strudel out of a mini-oven and throws it across the room. He turns all of the dials on the oven on and breathes in the gas. “All Out Of Love” by Air Supply begins playing. He presses the button starting the music box. He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.OPENING CREDITS CUT TO: INT. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.Running a "scraper" or "downloader" program that either does not identify itself or uses fake headers to elude detection.Using a script or add-on that scans GameFAQs for box and screen images (such as an emulator front-end), while overloading our search engine.There is no official GameFAQs app, and we do not support nor have any contact with the makers of these unofficial apps. Continued use of these apps may cause your IP to be blocked indefinitely. This triggers our anti-spambot measures, which are designed to stop automated systems from flooding the site with traffic. Some unofficial phone apps appear to be using GameFAQs as a back-end, but they do not behave like a real web browser does.Using GameFAQs regularly with these browsers can cause temporary and even permanent IP blocks due to these additional requests. If you are using Maxthon or Brave as a browser, or have installed the Ghostery add-on, you should know that these programs send extra traffic to our servers for every page on the site that you browse. ![]() The most common causes of this issue are: Your IP address has been temporarily blocked due to a large number of HTTP requests.
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